Fristaden Lab Magnetic Hot Plate Stirrer 100-1600 RPM 350°C 3000ml Laboratory

  

Okay ladies and gentlemen, times are tough and the government has left us on our own if you discount the mass surveillance, and seems like every nation has a cure but us. Are we going to let that stand? Absolutely not, its time to go back to our fundamentals. Like opening your own home chemical laboratory, its time to stop venting and install a vent in your hood.

Well, Penicillin didnt make itself, Flemming (British). So, if youre going to go, go all the way. Go ahead get yourself a laboratory quality professional magnetic stir hot plate. Maybe youve got a adult child living in the basement and he/she is still trying to find themselves.

Enough of that noise, you got through the 70s with a tried and true formula for success and its time they went back to the old ways. So, tomorrow before you man-childs 1pm breakfast, be sitting at the kitchen table with a Costco-sized box of Sudafed, some Pyrex, and this magnetic hot plate. Then tell them its time to win another one for the gip with this motivational; Son, times are getting tougher, and youre too weak to be a Chief, So youre going to be a cook and your going to have to produce. Son its time you learned to shake and bake!

Just remember to ventilate the basement first, before your mother gets home, dont want her turning into a club girl again. Okay, okay, maybe you just want to prove James wrong and stir a perfect martini. Well surprise that arrogant prick well at 1600 rpm, youve got a bloody good shot of doing it, Penny.

Perhaps, this year hell finally notice your concoction. More realistically, your a Michelin Star wannabe, and want to perfect the perfect sauce for your entrees, well this device can guarantee a even mixture of thermodynamics and blending of spices, but it cannot do is get people into those seats during a plague. Just remember to vent your dress a little bit to catch that cad. Well, whether, you need it shaken, stirred, hot, or saucey enough to find your name in the Fusion Center Record Books, this laboratory qualified equipment will be your faithful tool all the way. The item "Fristaden Lab Magnetic Hot Plate Stirrer 100-1600 RPM 350°C 3000ml Laboratory" is in sale since Wednesday, August 19, 2020.

This item is in the category "Business & Industrial\Healthcare, Lab & Dental\Medical & Lab Equipment, Devices\Lab Mixers, Shakers & Stirrers\Magnetic Stirrers & Hotplate Stirrers". The seller is "brhand_46" and is located in Tallahassee, Florida.

This item can be shipped to United States.

• Brand: Fristaden
• Magnetic Stirrer Type: Magnetic Hotplate Stirrer
• Model: 85-2